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Saint Vidicon to the Rescue

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Copyright © 2005 by Christopher Stasheff
2005
Science Fiction
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21 chapters
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This book is dedicated to
Eleanore Stasheff
in recognition of her truly major contribution
"Father Vidicon," Monsignor reproved, "that air has a blasphemous ring."
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And Father Vidicon did rise within it like to a flaring candle, for flame surrounded him transcendent and unburning; and this did he ascend through Space and Time, unto the Mind of God.
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Tony wondered what the reddish brown mist was, then recognized the color - copper!  No.  He couldn't be inside a wire.  After all, where would the light be coming from?

Electrons, of course.  What did he think was propelling him?

So why hadn't he been electrocuted?

Because he was pure energy himself - a spirit, or a fragment of spirit that was conveying information back to his mind.  After all, his body would scarcely fit inside a wire, would it?

He decided he must have fallen asleep at his desk and be dreaming - but if this was a dream, he might as well enjoy it.  He shot on through the wire, exulting in really getting into a circuit.

He barely had time to reflect that this was certainly a new view of electronics, before the electrons jerked to a halt and he found himself staring at a vast canyon.

A canyon?  Inside an engine?

Well, of course - from an electron's point of view, and Tony couldn't be much bigger than an electron right now.  No wonder the loose connection seemed like the Grand Canyon!  But how to bring it closer?  In frustation, he reached out toward the terminal from which the wire had come loose - and was amazed to see his arm, then see it stretching and stretching until his hand closed around the terminal.  He pulled and watched his arm shrink while the terminal came closer and closer.

Well, why not?  If he was pure energy himself, the arm was only a metaphor for his efforts anyway.

The terminal touched his wire, and the woman must have turned the ignition key again, for there was a burst of sparks that filled Tony's vision, then faded into darkness.

"Wake up, Tony!  It wasn't really a shock, you know.  Your mind just interpreted it that way from force of habit."

Tony blinked, looking up, and saw Father Vidicon leaning over him - and sure enough, he felt completely awake and not the slightest bit woozy.  He sat up.  "The mother!  What happened to her?"

"Oh, the car started, thanks to you," St. Vidicon said.  "She's on her way to drop the kids at school before she goes to work.  You don't know how much you've improved her spirits."

"Glad to hear it."  Tony rolled to his knees, then stood up with Father Vidicon's help.  "That roar down the tunnel..."

The roar came again.

"Still making noise," Father Vidicon said.  "I think it's hoping to intimidate me before it appears."

 

Added: 15-Mar-2020
Last Updated: 13-Mar-2025

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How am I supposed to know anything about the contrast between the precise language of the law and the twists and turns of people's minds that could bend it out of its original purpose?
...last night, the phone volunteers had been the Doctor Who fan club for WBEG's annual marathon, a very entertaining and nice bunch of people.  Most of them had dressed up as characters from the show, several had tripped over very long scarfs either they or someone else was wearing, and one man had even tried to bring along his small schnauzer dressed in tin foil and named K-9.

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 01-Apr-2005
Ace
Mass Market Paperback
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Cir 01-Apr-2005
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Mass Market Paperback
Cover Price:
$6.99
Pages*:
308
Internal ID:
12790
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ISBN:
0-441-01271-X
ISBN-13:
978-0-441-01271-8
Country:
United States
Language:
English
Credits:
Kristin Del Rosario - Interior Text Design
Christian McGrath  - Cover Artist
Judith Murello - Cover Design
Blessed are the troubleshooters


Techno troubleshooter Tony Ricci's latest challenge is to debug the computers at the marketing firm of Rodrigo and Associates.  Pages of Biblical text have been appearing on every terminal throughout the network - disrupting the staff and costing the company a lot of time and work.

But he's astonished to discover that the religious text tells the story of St. Vidicon of Cathode, who protects people from the consequences of Finagle's General Principle and its most famous corollary, Murphy's Law.  Then his attempt to exorcise the virus places him face-to-face with the blessed saint.

Father Vidicon needs a disciple to aid him in answering prayers, solving problems, and averting disasters across the globe.  In exchange, the Saint will give Tony some much-needed help with his love life.  Now Tony's providing tech support for a world in peril.  And it's going to take more than rebooting to fix this kind of system failure...

"[Christopher Stasheff is] the master of easy, entertaining fantasy."
- Publishers Weekly

Stasheff has a knack for crafting a lighthearted, action-filled tale."
- Library Journal
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